England lost last night. In one of the most pathetic and shallow performances you’ve seen in the history of football, we saw our country crumble to a further extent than we’d already witnessed in the last five days. The proverbial pit of ash that we already were just got a little bigger and a lot more depressing.
How the mighty fall, eh? Who needs lions when you have three pussies on a shirt?
That being said, I probably wouldn’t accuse the team of paedophilia like a BBC reporter unwittingly did.
When reporting on the loss, she dismissed the whole 23-man team as “overpaid nonces”. Sure, they played a bad tournament and Sturridge should have his feet surgically removed as punishment but, come on… they’re not nonces. This isn’t the 70s.
To be fair, I doubt she actually dwelled on the connotations of the word and just went for the first insult that came to mind but, you know, she is a professional.
Roll on 2018 when we can all say “I think this might actually be the year, guys” again. Can’t wait.
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